RePatria, the drug to restore one's inner patriot.
RePatria may cause a severe allergic reaction. Stop taking it and get emergency medical help if you have any of these signs of an allergic reaction: hives; difficulty breathing; swelling of your face, lips, tongue, or throat.
RePatria can cause side effects that may impair your thinking or reactions. Until you know how this medication will affect you during waking hours, be careful if you drive, operate machinery, pilot an airplane, or do anything that requires you to be awake and alert. You may feel sleepy for one or more election cycles.
Some people using this medicine have engaged in activity such as driving, eating, or human history and later have had no memory of the activity. If this happens to you, stop taking RePatria and talk with your doctor about another treatment for your grave national doubt.
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